Well that was the question my daughter asked us in the car the other day after passing a farmer on the road with his herd of cows. She decided she would be a dairy cow and get milked morning and evening. Surely she would have to be fed well so her milk was good, she thought. My older daughter was disgusted with the thought of being milked morning and night. She said, it would hurt like he'll having a machine sucking on your nippers like that. I laughed as she is 15 and no experience of breast feeding yet. Well she decided the best option would be to be a beef cow. Get fed well for a couple of years, lay about in the sun, chill out and live a good life. Then one day be dead. I think she may have the right idea! So what kind of cow would you be?